A Total "Not Me" Kind Of Weekend!

One of the few blogs I read on a regular basis does a weekly blog she calls "Not Me Monday," in which she incourages all of her followers to list things that seem like they could NEVER happen to them, but actually did! Normally I don't partake, but this weekend some major mishaps happened and I figured it would be fun and a sense of stress relief to admit all of those things here!

I certainly did not drive over three hours to the beach in a small two door car with a boyfriend and a golden retriever to find when we arrived that my Mom had given us the wrong keys! Nope, that could never happen. And after that, there is no way that we had to all get back in the car and drive for another 30 minutes to meet the woman who regularly cleans the condo and has a set of keys!

My boyfriend in no way, shape, or form gets cranky and irritable when he hasn't eaten. So when we were still 30 minutes away from the condo, he did not almost pitch a fit in the car due to the fact that it was 9:30 and he hadn't eaten anything since 12:30 because who would do that!

I definitely did not tell my boyfriend it was okay that he forgot I am now a vegetarian just so he could still pull through Burger King on our way back from the beach. He found me a veggie burger on the menu but I absolutely did not start screaming in the car when I realized that the one healthy thing on the Burger King menu is smothered in mayonnaise! YUCK! It would have been entirely rude and uncalled for if I had then started screaming at the dog because he wanted to eat my veggie burger after all that!

There is no way that our sweet well behaved eight month old golden retriever would ever drag me across the front of Lance's yard chasing a white cat at 9:30 last night after being in the car for over three hours! He is absolutely too much of an angel and Lance and I are perfectly capable of training him! I did not proceed to scream, "NO, NO, NO" at him and spank him while Lance had no clue what was going on! There is NO WAY the neighbors thought Lance was beating me in the front yard or anything due to the noise!

Nope, no way any of those things could ever happen, no to me! We are absolutely perfect!

Whew! I feel so much better after realizing that none of those strange and unmanageable things could ever happen to us!